Aye I’m Ashley. Straight outta Hawaii!Tumblr (3.0; @ashleyderp)http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sofakingtan.tumblr.com/post/49661576212/vagina-itch-i-like-it-when-my-drinks-are-colder">sofakingtan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vagina-itch.tumblr.com/post/49231829005/i-like-it-when-my-drinks-are-colder-than-my-heart">vagina-itch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i like it when my drinks are colder than my heart</p> </blockquote> <p>but is that even possible</p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895522040http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895522040Sun, 19 May 2013 22:49:06 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coagulates.tumblr.com/post/43869269903/someone-fall-in-love-with-me-i-am-bored">coagulates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>someone fall in love with me i am bored</p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895513766http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895513766Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:50 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lampsarepeopletoo.tumblr.com/post/50699300156/they-call-me-macklemore-in-math-class-because-im">lampsarepeopletoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>they call me macklemore in math class because im like</p> <p>what what what what what</p> <p>what what what what what what what</p> <p>what what what what</p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895495878http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895495878Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:21 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shutupaubrey.tumblr.com/post/50462966999/i-hate-summer-because-other-girls-get-10x-prettier">shutupaubrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate summer because other girls get 10x prettier and i get 100x uglier</p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895445731http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895445731Sun, 19 May 2013 22:46:35 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2143265d54c4cb1ef88ca4eefae6ea24/tumblr_mn2ijpGGRj1rb27cdo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895438585http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895438585Sun, 19 May 2013 22:46:21 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://handgrenade2.tumblr.com/post/49653342410/are-you-checking-me-out-or-trying-to-figure-out-my">handgrenade2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.</p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895430381http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895430381Sun, 19 May 2013 22:46:03 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99d8b64a1ec703fd94bef746eaa355f7/tumblr_mma2ivuEyt1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/post/50893221373/more-funny-post-here" class="tumblr_blog">laughingstation</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/"><strong><em>More FUNNY POST here!</em></strong></a></p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895410868http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895410868Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:23 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidwurd.tumblr.com/post/47781458325/squidwurd-i-burn-calories-by-insulting-them">squidwurd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidwurd.tumblr.com/post/47760393619/burning-calories-by-insulting-them">squidwurd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i burn calories by insulting them</p> </blockquote> <p>“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”</p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895399825http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895399825Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:00 -1000<p><a href="http://angelshavethephonebox.tumblr.com/post/50869935914/ghiralicious-livingenough-swimminginmavin" class="tumblr_blog">angelshavethephonebox</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghiralicious.tumblr.com/post/47384661941/livingenough-swimminginmavin-hurpthederp">ghiralicious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://livingenough.tumblr.com/post/47384515433/swimminginmavin-hurpthederp">livingenough</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swimminginmavin.tumblr.com/post/46549572074/hurpthederp-iwillmindfuckyou-gameandwatch">swimminginmavin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hurpthederp.tumblr.com/post/46531323247">hurpthederp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwillmindfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/46479161236/gameandwatch-kushdrinker-green-is-not-a">iwillmindfuckyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameandwatch.tumblr.com/post/46003764703/kushdrinker-green-is-not-a-creative-color">gameandwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kushdrinker.tumblr.com/post/46003749874/green-is-not-a-creative-color">kushdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>green is not a creative color</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a0ee69531e93aa92bc22b498f5d00da9/tumblr_inline_mk2r8wwX9g1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif</p> </blockquote> <p>lets not bring it up</p> </blockquote> <p>lets <strong>never</strong> bring it up</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ">Don’t Hug me I’m Scared</a></p> </blockquote> <p>what part of never bring it up do you not understand</p> </blockquote> <p>STOP IT</p> <p>NO</p> <p>LET US NEVER TALK OF THIS AGAIN</p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895391910http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895391910Sun, 19 May 2013 22:44:43 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7a526a4d99fe35ffb2fb36b305f1e00/tumblr_mlkc4o62HS1r5thefo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bykikili.tumblr.com/post/48448361615/shades-of-grey">bykikili</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h3 class="post-title entry-title"><a href="http://fromtheimaginist.blogspot.hk/2013/04/outfit-shades-of-grey.html">Shades of Grey</a></h3> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895372719http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895372719Sun, 19 May 2013 22:44:03 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf6934d20488b6986e0666778323c3ab/tumblr_mhxhni8rUb1rrjxofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895357894http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895357894Sun, 19 May 2013 22:43:33 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c9362870deaf0ebb01680766cf8fe7d/tumblr_mmrnuiXbiW1qbjt25o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895282402http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895282402Sun, 19 May 2013 22:41:03 -1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gabilliamqueen.tumblr.com/post/26943741941">gabilliamqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking</p> <p><em>haha</em></p> <p><em>guess whos gettin that dick</em></p> <p><em>not u</em></p> <p><em>me</em></p> </blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895261564http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895261564Sun, 19 May 2013 22:40:23 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf18aAgOA1r7i07jo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf18aAgOA1r7i07jo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://just-exhale-love.net/post/50870640010/im-disturbed" class="tumblr_blog">just-exhale-love</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>im disturbed. </p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895209621http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895209621Sun, 19 May 2013 22:38:35 -1000<p><a href="http://foreveralone-lyguy.tumblr.com/post/50893269261/when-i-was-4-my-babysitter-was-pissed-off-at-me" class="tumblr_blog">foreveralone-lyguy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of patience with me then I asked her what her patients names were so she stopped being mad</p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895190495http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895190495Sun, 19 May 2013 22:37:54 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3f7418f368f3e18cdc9d863f916b324/tumblr_mmqscpMD4S1qzk2upo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92ef94f10776c64999d0953845fa61fc/tumblr_mmqscpMD4S1qzk2upo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02c5aecbff761c0e20a29f45faba279e/tumblr_mmqscpMD4S1qzk2upo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ead352978906af6440254886c3b2807e/tumblr_mmqscpMD4S1qzk2upo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/32d13857a6b8553a2c749a164aa9ebc2/tumblr_mmqscpMD4S1qzk2upo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/991b3c11af2c9d99017448ff09774f66/tumblr_mmqscpMD4S1qzk2upo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/50893406801/this-post-has-been-featured-on-a-1000notes-com" class="tumblr_blog">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895160072http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895160072Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:52 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53ywybx5p1qhwuczo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895150594http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895150594Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:34 -1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bca4c98c2a82a9b24c41e1555df4459d/tumblr_mn0yxgw4OE1rkwd46o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895146838http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895146838Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:27 -1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d8ea0cde9f75d826bb3aab7a6255667/tumblr_mmb67clTRW1qhansmo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ae21a141f35453138ead123dfd89791c/tumblr_mmb67clTRW1qhansmo2_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc4cdeccd1a64f0e7b2ddfbd93c97472/tumblr_mmb67clTRW1qhansmo3_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/post/50893419846/purpleneenee-daffy-just-what-the-hell-more" class="tumblr_blog">laughingstation</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purpleneenee.tumblr.com/post/49655474496/daffy-just-what-the-hell">purpleneenee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Daffy, just what the hell.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/"><strong><em>More FUNNY POST here!</em></strong></a></p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895137947http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895137947Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:10 -1000<p><a href="http://hellarenaissance.tumblr.com/post/50893269503/smogoncc-if-any-of-you-say-you-would-choose" class="tumblr_blog">hellarenaissance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smogoncc.tumblr.com/post/50839459408/if-any-of-you-say-you-would-choose-tumblr-over-a">smogoncc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If any of you say you would choose Tumblr over a billion dollars I don’t believe you.</p> </blockquote> <p>wouldn’t choose tumblr over a pack of cigarettes</p></blockquote>http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895130787http://ashleyderp.tumblr.com/post/50895130787Sun, 19 May 2013 22:35:55 -1000