sofakingtan:

vagina-itch:

i like it when my drinks are colder than my heart

but is that even possible

(via rheavillalba)

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored

(via rheavillalba)

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via kwonchaerinie)

shutupaubrey:

i hate summer because other girls get 10x prettier and i get 100x uglier

(via rheavillalba)

handgrenade2:

Are You Checking Me Out Or Trying To Figure Out My Gender: A Life Story.

(via rheavillalba)

squidwurd:

squidwurd:

i burn calories by insulting them

“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”

(via rheavillalba)

angelshavethephonebox:

ghiralicious:

livingenough:

swimminginmavin:

hurpthederp:

iwillmindfuckyou:

gameandwatch:

kushdrinker:

green is not a creative color

what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif

lets not bring it up

lets never bring it up

Don’t Hug me I’m Scared

what part of never bring it up do you not understand

STOP IT

NO

LET US NEVER TALK OF THIS AGAIN

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

gabilliamqueen:

i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking

haha

guess whos gettin that dick

not u

me

(via laughcentre)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When I was 4 my babysitter was pissed off at me and said she ran out of patience with me then I asked her what her patients names were so she stopped being mad

(via orgasmic-humor)